Friday, January 16, 2009

Rant and Rave about certain "men" on Myspace...names will be revealed...oh yes!

The following is a blog I posted on my profile after dealing with three particular men. I realize that this is my personal view on them and is totally from my point of view. But I had dealt with these three guys in a dating sense and was confounded and bamboozled by their rules of the game...You can find these "men" as friends still on my friends list, only because I want them to read the blog and taste the bitterness of my disappointment. Eddie-Jersey Longhair, Matt- Anything on a toothpick is free (anything :) ) which that name alone just begs for insults, and finally but not least on the list of the pissed is Oliver, whose profile makes him seem like some big time social hottie in Las Vegas when he's just a regular old nerd like me and just spent time friend requesting people to increase his list.

well it seems that yet again men think they are so superior in their own minds. I am sick of being a second rate citizen in the world of men. So I am calling some assholes on their "lame game" First is Jersey boy, who was pushing to practically move in with me and then suddenly disappeared....hmmm sounds like a game, and when I called him on it he got defensive and started talking about how he's playing the field right now.Whatever that's not what you said in the beginning!!Then there is the Poker Playa! Yeah he calls himself a player, but the game is really playing him. His insensitivity to problems outside his sphere of influence quickly made him an ex in my book. OH But you should read his profile!!! He acts like he is Joe Cool personified...yeah right, once you meet him you know he begs for sex!Oh and last but not least, is Toothpick boy. Anything on a toothpick, huh? Including your limp dick syndrome? I gave you something and you reacted just like all other men...I'll call you when I need to get laid.Men are so pathetic I only wish it was in me to go lesbian. I have yet to meet an attractive, intelligent, funny, down-to-Earth guy who just wants to be with me. What happened to all the heroes? The good men I remember my mom telling me there were a million in the sea of faces? I have learned that men are like parking places, all the good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.You! All you men of which my book is about(don't ask if you're scared of strong women) you disgust me! Thinking with the smallest brain in your body, you say you don't judge...but there you are with your labelmaker...ready to push me into a box, I did this so therefore I must be that. WHATEVER!!!To all you decent men that I have yet to even hear a whisper from...SUCK IT UP AND MAKE A MOVE!! I don't have patience to play little kid games. I thought at least since Jersey boy and Poker Playa were over the age of 35 they'd be mature! Boy was I wrong! When will I learn that God gave men IQ's slightly higher than a dogs, so they wouldn't hump a woman's leg at a party! And yet...yes THEY STILL DO!! Am I pissed, bitter, resentful?? Yes I am sick of being THAT girl to men. The one who went for what she wanted. And I am fully aware that as I write this I am too sticking men into a compartment. The idiots compartment. The little dick syndrome compartment, the fear of anything that could be real or permanent. So do me a favor, men, in the future when you're telling me that you want a serious relationship, looking to relocate to Vegas to leave Colorado, want a girl to settle with, or just looking for someone to share minds' with and have fun...DON'T PESTER ME!! Because all you really want is sex, and then a guilt free way of ditching the girl!FUCK YOU ALL- I'm sticking to my vibrator. At least then I won't get lied to after it makes me cum!

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